Cerebral Itch e-cards (The Full Version - 99¢)

For the price of one of our real greeting cards you can now have the entire Cerebral Itch line of cards (that's over 250 cards) on your iPhone or iPod touch ready to send to anyone. And we pretty much have all the occasions covered: Anniversary, Baby, Birthday, Breakup Support, Everyday, Fathers Day, Get Well, Graduation, Holiday, Intervention, Invitations, Love & Sex, New Years, Politics, Sympathy and Thank You

Oh, and not only can you send hilarious e-cards, but you can also send iPhone appropriate e-invitations (Booty Call, Happy Hour, etc) complete with a Google map.

Mean Cards e-cards (The Full Version - $1.99)

Make merry of a friend's deficiencies or voice disdain for drunks, sad cat ladies, and children alike—all with the help of the Mean Cards e-Card App.
There are roughly 70 Mean Cards jam packed into the app including: you're a terrible driver, you made a fool of yourself, a lot of us think you're faking, you dance funny, crying means you're weak - just to name a few and more cards added each quarter! Imagine that, loving your friends enough to want to make them better - but not enough to send them something by mail.

Handsome Devil Press e-cards (The Full Version - 99¢)

The Handsome Devil Press e-card app is a first for the App Store. An e-card app designed specifically for the stylish and thoughtful gay man whose iPhone never leaves his hand. Adapted from the critically-praised line of greeting cards, the Handsome Devil app delivers the same beautifully illustrated chic and sexy cards but now with a decidedly high-tech/high-touch flair.

Cerebral Valentine's Day e-cards (99¢)

Whether you're in love/delusional or single/bitter, gay or straight we've got some downright hilarious cards to help get you through this questionable holiday.

And if things go south on that special day, check out the full version of the Cerebral Itch e-card app... It includes breakup support e-cards.

Cerebral Kleen-Cards (The Sanitized Version - 99¢)

So here's the deal: These are all of our rated-G and PG cards. You want the good stuff, you have to get the Full Version. It seems Apple had a little bit of a problem in the days before OS 3.0 with our salty sense of humor and denied our first full version. So instead of turning their offices into a hot mess, we decided to pull the sassier cards and create a clean version, thus the name.

It still has some of the classics in there; you just won't find the cards with words like 'porn', 'homo' and 'f*ck'. So download away friends of Jesus.

Cerebral Itch free-cards (yeah, it's free - pinch yourself)

So for all you COSTCO free sample-lovin' shoppers, here's the no-cost lite version of the hilariously useful Cerebral Itch e-card app based on the real-world greeting card line found in stores all over the North America. Oh, and not only can you send hilarious e-cards, but you can also send iPhone e-invitations complete with a Google map.

And just so you know, the Full version has over 250 cards, this one... 25.

Handsome Devil Press e-cards (The Free Version)

The Handsome Devil Press e-card app is a first for the App Store. An e-card app designed specifically for the stylish and thoughtful gay man whose iPhone never leaves his hand. Adapted from the critically-praised line of greeting cards, the Handsome Devil app delivers the same beautifully illustrated chic and sexy cards but now with a decidedly high-tech/high-touch flair.

My Gay Agenda (The Full Version - $2.99)

We've always suspected what your plans were: destroy marriage, recruit children and do lots of cardio. Well, here's the proof: My Gay Agenda is a first-class personal calendar application complete with ubiquitous event features for all-day events and events that span multiple days. MGA also has a stylish and robust Notes feature and 'Today In Gay' - a daily historical synopsis of key 'historical events'. You also may occasionally come across handwritten notes unveiling nefarious plans to take over the world (or make it a bit more fabulous).

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